Friday, December 15, 2006

Gimme that Feel Good Religion

I was contemplating how post modern-evanjellyfish-Me-ligion has affected the proclamation of the Gospel...then this came to me.

Please feel free to add verses, I'll post the good ones and keep the bad ones :)

Gimme that Feel good religion
gimme that feel good religion
gimme that feel good religion,

Its good enough for me

It was good for Robert Schueller
Narcissism's so much cooler
IHands a wavin' so we fool 'er
Its good enough for me

(chorus)

40 day with big Rick Warren
Gospel's thin but books are soarin'
Sure is anything but borin'
its good enough for me

(Chorus)

Preach on sin, you'll get demotions
Gotta keep those high emotions
Where's my Jesus tan sun-lotion
its good enough for me

(chorus)

(take an octave higher)

Fun and teary thumping Praise songs
keep repeating all those praise songs
praise songs praise songs praise songs
praise songs praise songs praise songs
praise songs praise songs praise songs
praise songs praise songs praise songs
its good enough for me

(chorus)

Now we stand in front of Jesus,
making tons of lame excuses
Spent our time on things that please us

The Father says "It's not good enough for Me."


UPDATE

Here's some new verses

John Chitty

It is good for my best life now,
don't care why, just share with me how,
to my success, won't the world bow?
It's good enough for me!

(chorus)


Even more new verses!!!



Gojira

Give me my 40 days of purpose
made as sweet as syrup
A dream and a prayer of Jabez
but don't speak about eternal blazes
40 daze of purpose for me!


Scribe

Let's be rich like the Father
Just sow a seed and prosper
Live holy, why bother?
You need a Benz like me

5 comments:

John D. Chitty said...

It is good for my best life now,
don't care why, just share with me how,
to my success, won't the world bow?
It's good enough for me!

Gojira said...

Give me my 40 days of purpose
made as sweet as syrup
A dream and a prayer of Jabez
but don't speak about eternal blazes
40 daze of purpose for me!

Scribe said...

Let's be rich like the Father
Just sow a seed and prosper
Live holy, why bother?
You need a Benz like me


Hope this makes the cut.

-Scribe

Micah said...

GOJIRA!!!!

WatchingHISstory said...

I love that song!!

Can I use it in the future on my blog?
http://watchinghidtory.blogspot.com/

Charles Page
Collierville, Tennessee